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ArF-ing Funny Dog Halloween Jokes & Scary Dog Memes

Mimi's Haunted Doghouse: Halloween Jokes 1
Spooky Dog Jokes to Howl About, Hybrid Halloween Humor, Dogs in Costumes, Good Dog!
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Malamute Wearing Witch Hat and Wig Says: I'm Melting, Melting, Melting... Halloween Dog in Oz
Pug Wearing Bee Costume Says: Puggy Hallobeen! Pugs Bee Sweet All Year
Malamute Wearing Vampire Cape Asks: What do you call a large dog meditating? Aware Wolf! Zen Halloween Dog?

Please, never water your dog on Halloween! Shrinkage may occur, and your Halloween party will smell like wet dog.

    Pug speak bee so eloquant! "Puggy Hallowbeen!" sums up the spirit of Halloween so well!       On Halloween, Aware Wolf knows the doorbell will ring before it even happens. Good Boy! You deserve a Treat, and another, and another...  

Malamute in Dracula Cape Asks: Which dog breed lives in a cave? The Bat Terrier Dogs Want to Be Batman!
Dog Wearing Witch Costumer Warns: Chocolate is poisonous dogs! How scary is that? Scary Halloween for Dogs!
Halloween Dog Joke: What did the zombie say to his dog? Go Flesh! Zombie Dog Treats?

Even if your dog doesn't want to be Batman, certainly he loves caves and robins.


This is NOT a joke: Chocolate IS Poisonous to Dogs! So please enjoy your Halloween booty, but don't share it with your dog!

    Smart dog (brains) are prefered by zombies on the go. Diarrhea is merely a side effect.  

Dog Wearing Witch Costume Asks: What do you get if you cross a small dog and a large boat? A Ship Tzu! Scary Dog Breed LOLs
Pug Wearing Bee Costume Says: Honey, I think we're lost? Bee-Guiled Pug Comedian
Dog Wearing Dracula Cape Says: Smart dog who did old bones major in Barcheaology! Smart Halloween Dog Jokes

Some bewitching Halloween dog jokes are real stinkers, but this one is a real sinker!


Funny pugs are smart enough to ask for directions, but they never get lost on their way to the punch line.


Smart dogs dig HHH: Howling Halloween Humor. Dumb dogs just dig...

Q. How do you stop a dog from digging in the garden? A. Take his shovel away.


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