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Dog Breed Joke: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cruciferous veggie? Jack Brussel Terrier! Stinking Healthy Dog Bites
Macaw Asks: What does a parrot use to build a strong nest? Bonded Polly-Mer Home for Parrot Humor
Pug in Bee Costume: What did the spider say to the bee? Your honey, or your life! Pugs Call Your Bluff
 

Oops! A stinking funny dog breed. Going green with a bonus of dog farts. You don't want to make Hulk angry!

    The home to many stylish talking birds is Parrots, France, but some funny parrots are branching out to other more exotic locations like Nest-braska City, Nebraska.     Pugs only look threatening, so they really do scare spiders away. Either that, or they eat them?  

Cockatiel Asks: Why did the parrot get a ticket? He broke the law of gravity. Barely Legal Parrot Laughs
Cats Tell a Joke: What time is it when 10 cat chase a mouse? Ten After One Timely Kitty Riddle
Funny Parrot Pun: What do you call a plastic parrot? Polly Vinyl Real Funny Birdie
 

Criminally funny parrot riddle defies physics as we know it, or does it? Scientists report missing gravity in parts of Canada. Did polly take it?

   

A cat who can tell time is handy to have around. Until mice catch up on tech, they'll have to just hole up.

    Parrots never opt for plastic surgery because Pretty Bird knows why you call her that. Although, PVC pipes do make fun birdie perches and bongs.  

Dog Riddle: What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole? A dog that barks up the wrong tree! Sensational Dog Riddle
Laughing Cat Asks: How does a cat sing scales? Do Re Me Ow Mew-sical Cat Laughs
Dog Joke: Which dog breed like living in a cave? The Bat Terrier Dawg Wants to Be Batman
 

Good thing they didn't cross a squirrel with a dog because you'd get a dog that barks while he runs up the trunk to raid the bird feeder.

   

Funny singing cat scales new heights of feline comedy purr-fection.

    Even if your dog doesn't want to be Batman, certainly he loves caves, robins and going for a ride – in the Batmobile.  

Cat Humor: Have you read that catty new autobiography? It's a real hiss & tell. Novel Cat Humor
Pug Dressed Like a Bee Asks: Who is a bee's favorite classical composer? Bee-Thoven! Melodious Bee Humor
Laughing Cat Asks: What happened after a cat ate a ball of yarn? She had mittens. Fuzzy Kitten Riddle
 

Litter-ally hiss-terical cat tales of love, lust, lost, found, mice and other funny yarns...

   

Flight of the Bumblebees is a pug's favorite song, even though they particularly enjoy the trom-bone!

    Now momma kitty is here to string you along with more funny feline jokes and hilarious cat comedy.  

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